Soccer mom lookin for a soccer dad
nver spejak of thayt horrivel fic evetjbr agaisnn pleaahswwe haha ;)

Worm Kink inspired a generation

braiker:

Are you fucking kidding me? Did we all just wake up in 1938?

braiker:

Are you fucking kidding me? Did we all just wake up in 1938?

Anonymous asked:
What do you want to do better??

Life

How to hate yourself: become an art major

somebodytoloves:

How to hate yourself: develop a crush

How to hate yourself: hate yourself

But seriously this is actually super cool it makes me want to do better

precumming:

*gets drivers license* 

old person: looks like im gonna have to stay off the roads!

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Anonymous asked:
all i know abt after is that the girls a virgin and harry and zayn have a bet to see who has sex with her first, and then harry shows his friends the bloody aheets.. nasty

I hope there’s a parody movie made about it

gaypee:

animalsandtrees:

"Very important. General rule for English speakers - if you don’t do it in the human context, don’t do it in the nonhuman context.
Just make a little effort to say “she or he” or “her or him” if you don’t know the sex. It’s a little effort with a very important social message.
Nonhuman animals are *persons*, not *things*. Therefore, we should refer to a nonhuman animal as a “she” or “he,” never as an “it.””

gaypee:

animalsandtrees:

"Very important. General rule for English speakers - if you don’t do it in the human context, don’t do it in the nonhuman context.

Just make a little effort to say “she or he” or “her or him” if you don’t know the sex. It’s a little effort with a very important social message.

Nonhuman animals are *persons*, not *things*. Therefore, we should refer to a nonhuman animal as a “she” or “he,” never as an “it.””

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The cast is gonna be saltine crackers in bad wigs the fic writer just confirmed this

What is After about? Give me a summary

mamalovebone:

"its a metaphor, you see—you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you dont give it the power to do its killing"

mamalovebone:

"its a metaphor, you see—you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you dont give it the power to do its killing"

Where’s the Worm Kink movie?

dorites:

historicaltimes:

Ronald Reagan Wearing Sweatpants On Air Force One

finally, an example of someone pulling off class AND swag

dorites:

historicaltimes:

Ronald Reagan Wearing Sweatpants On Air Force One

finally, an example of someone pulling off class AND swag

I was on vine for 2 hours wtf